Square One: Michael Jackson

Buckle up.

Going forward, this is what will pass as a documentary.

We'll have to deal with some twat talking on his phone while narrating. And by narrate of course I mean that breathless, monotone voice with the popup subtitles we see on the socials. You know what I'm talking about. It sounds like a 6th grader who is reading from his text book in his social studies class. Really keeps you locked in.